January 4th, 2019 at 6:40PM

How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed

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Partner 2: Anxiety™ 

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Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.

BONUS:

How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork

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January 4th, 2019 at 6:29PM

catchymemes:

Instagram: @pet_foolery

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January 4th, 2019 at 7:34AM

once i reinvent my entire personality and body to the point that im unrecognizable to anyone who once knew me, its over for you hoes

— Edmond Dantes

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January 3rd, 2019 at 10:30PM

I was speaking with a customer today

who called in about a card transaction being declined. Turns out there was not enough money in their account. The customer says they’ll have to call back because, “I think I might have been bamboozled.”

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January 3rd, 2019 at 10:06PM

kittyb4e:

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January 3rd, 2019 at 9:55PM

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December 31st, 2018 at 9:42PM

Memorable New Year’s Eve

One year all my friends, that’s right, all like 7 of them, were in one place and celebrated NYE. We watched the ball drop, counted down and yelled Happy New Year! Then, we rewound the DVR. We watched the ball drop, we counted down and we yelled Happy New Year! Then we did it again. We were so drunk. It was so fun.

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December 31st, 2018 at 9:18PM

What have I learned from the blog a day prompts?

I learned that more people care about my opinions, random ramblings and experiences than I originally imagined.

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December 31st, 2018 at 9:08PM

What am I looking forward to?

I’m looking forward to becoming a better Alec. Like not necessarily physically, but more aware of my faults and keeping myself from falling prey to their pit falls.

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December 31st, 2018 at 8:50PM

How did I surprise myself in 2018?

I tried some new things. Music. Books. I have not done that in years. I’m proud more so than surprised.

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